Do you feel the space stress? Do you feel that Earth and Moon and Mars and Neptune are getting ready to fight? Today is a risky day for you. Tomorrow will be even riskier. This month you should take really good care of your self. And this year, just stay at home. Don’t make any big moves. Just watch TV. This is better for your unborn kids, trust me.
I know you are space stressed. These astrology jokes will ease your “space stress” and will make you feel like a puffy cloud under the bright sky!
The energy from a recent Mars-Pluto square is still in effect, making people stubborn and difficult. Tread warily around authority figures, government agencies and powerful systems. This energy starts to fade on Thursday, so suck it up for another 24 hours.#astrology pic.twitter.com/01eJBXkQsq— My Stars! Horoscopes (@mystarsscopes) November 7, 2019
Is it any surprise that #NationalIceCreamMonth also coincides with #CancerSeason? We think not! Lucky for all of you July babies, you can eat your veggies and your feelings with each spoonful of #PeekabooIceCream! ♋ 🌌 #ItsInTheStars #ZodiacJokes pic.twitter.com/po6EoTLVWQ— Peekaboo Ice Cream (@EatPeekaboo) July 3, 2019