The last cup of coffee was consumed by a multimillionaire and the story is over. Shops started to sell coffee aroma kits which is similar to coffee. You can buy the smell of coffee from the supermarkets if you like that artificial feeling. People are still having “coffee talks” without coffee which is really hard to explain. Yes, coffee is long gone. What to do now!
Are you a little bit stressed? Just a little? Oh, I see you sweating. Are you mad at the world because of this coffee issue? I guess you will throw that table on me now, yes? Sorry for not being your coffee but you have to get used to this situation. Drink something else, will you? Drink some tea? Did you just throw the iron? I am sorry that you broke your own TV but it was not my fault at all! Just relax. Would you like to have mineral water instead of coffee? No, no, no… Don’t throw that broken TV this time!..
What would happen if the world ran out of coffee?